Thursday, September 30, 2010
Question of the Day: Who do you think gets more action: cheerleaders or band geeks?
Being a former high school cheerleader myself, I would have originally said, for sure the rah-rahs get all the action; however, after being in the singles scene for sometime now and hearing the myriad stories, i'm definitely changing my vote. Man, I hear some crazy stories from former band members and those kids had some serious freaky-deaky action goin' on! Who knew??
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Question of the Day: Have you ever accidentally called someone on your cell while in a "hot" moment with someone else?
I was listening to my favorite morning talk show this morning on the radio and bursted out laughing when a caller revealed her totally embarrassing sex story. She said after a very hot love-making session with her boyfriend, she looked down and realized her phone was on the bed the entire time. When she picked it up and looked at it, she realized she accidentally "butt dialed" her son's teacher twice while they were having sex! O-M-G!!! Could you die?? And what's worse, supposedly Ms. Roberts answered and hung up each time!
Thank goodness I've yet to make an unplanned phone call during a passionate moment, but I have been known to fall asleep with my phone in my bed and accidentally dial my step-dad. Phew...luckily I sleep alone!
Monday, September 27, 2010
Question of the Day: Do you have a "Sexual Bucket List?"
This morning as I dropped my son off at school, I sat there amazed as I watched him strut through the main doors looking like such a big kid. How is it that my baby boy is already in the third grade and where the hell did the time go?! As I drove home, I had a very philosophical conversation with myself about the meaning of life, how it was so short and that I needed to live every day in the moment. I was reminded of the movie "The Bucket List", where the characters portrayed by Jack Nicholson and Samuel L. Jackson who were hospital roomies, each created a list of all the things they wanted to do before they died.
Since I'm always thinking in terms of dating, dating stories and relationships, it suddenly occured to me that there's probably a large population of people out there that, although may not consciously know and/or admit it, have a "sexual bucket list." I mean, c'mon, the porn and adult industry doesn't stay lucrative because people don't have fantasies they'd like to see realized. I'd be willing to put money on it, that if given an assignment to create a "sexual bucket list" where no limitations, restrictions or taboos existed, people would be writing up some freaky-deaky stuff!
Friday, September 24, 2010
Question of the Day: Have you ever been banned from a public establishment while on a date?
I don't think I've ever actually been "banned" per se from a public venue with someone(unless someone out there knows differently; it has been a crazy past few years!), but a couple years ago I had an embarrassing experience with my boyfriend at the time. One day he called me up and spontaneously said, "I have the day off, let's meet for lunch". He lived about an hour away from me, so we met mid-way at this biker dive bar/restaurant.
We were so excited to be with one another during the day as it was a rarity due to our work/kids' schedules, that we literally couldn't keep our hands off each other. We'd talk, then hug, eat a little, then kiss, take a sip of our beer, canoodle, etc. After our meal, we literally couldn't stop staring into each others' eyes and ended up in a full-blown make-out session for a good 10 minutes.
It was at this point that the manager came over, tapped my boyfriend on the shoulder and said, "Umm, excuse me sir, you guys gotta stop this. We have children at this establishment and it's just not appropriate." I was so mortified, I slunk down into my boyfriend's chest and hung my head until everyone stopped staring. When it was time to go, he walked me to my car and said, "You know, I looked around and there were no kids in there. What happened was a group of single women came in, sat at the bar and complained." I told him that was silly and asked why they would even care about our PDA and he said, "Jealousy! They were ugly and alone!"
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Question of the Day: Not including speed dating, how long did your quickest first date last?
Well, I'm not sure if I would consider this a date or not, but I onetime met a really cute guy in the Philadelphia airport while my filght to Florida was delayed. I decided to get a quick drink at the bar and pulled up a stool right next to him. My flight was leaving in about 30 minutes; his in an hour. We sat, talked and laughed a lot within that short half hour. The chemistry was definitely there and when it was time to go, he chivalrously closed the tab and walked me to my gate.
As we were waiting for the airline staff to announce my plane's general boarding, he looked sheepishly at me (and I at him) and said, "I know this is really weird, but I'm feeling like I want to kiss you. Is that odd?" I giddily told him I felt the same way! So, lo and behold we found ourselves, perfect strangers in our own right, making out in front of loads of other strangers loitering in the waiting area! I think it was at that moment when I realized that divorce definitely had some merits, and that it was going to be an opportune time to do some really fun things that I always fantasized about!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Question of the Day: Is it a turn off when your S.O. doesn't know the difference between a touchdown and a homerun?
What can I say? I'm not the biggest sports fan and have been known to put my foot in my mouth while stupidly pretending to talk the lingo. If you're a big sports fan, is it a huge turn-off for you when your mate asks you something silly like, "How many yards do you need for a first down? Okay, so 10 yards? Then how many times do you get to keep doing that till you get to the end zone?"
While I love playing and watching tennis, I have trouble faking an interest in any major league sport like football, baseball or basketball; let alone memorizing all those crazy stats! Yeesh, I have trouble enough getting through helping my daughter with her 5th grade math homework and trying to regurgitate from my old brain, the difference between a prime and composite number!! Whose got time for Sports Center?
So, I digress, do sports fans find this annoying in a mate?
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