Question of the Day: What's the most awkward or embarrassing moment you've had on a first date?

I will never forget this story I saw on the Jay Leno show a couple years ago.  Apparently Jay was giving away a big prize to whichever audience member had the most embarrassing first date story.  The winner was a woman from Salt Lake City Utah.  She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains for the day - not overnight.  (They were strangers, after all, and had never met before.)  The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte...

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere when she realized her urge to go could not be ignored!  Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile but, unfortunately, there just came a point that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or else it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started to relieve herself.  

Well, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.  Her date stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.  All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.  As she bent to pull up her pants, the woman discovered her butt cheeks were firmly glued against the car's fender.  Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. 

It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold!  Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about  'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She, too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. 

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!  Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.  So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down."  And you thought your first date was embarrassing?  Could you even imagine??   Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."  Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show! :-)