Ha! I got the greatest message from a fellow member yesterday telling me a crazy first state story. This is what he wrote:
So this woman and I decide for a first date that we are going to get sushi. Now, i know that people are picky when it comes to sushi so I made sure this is DEFINITELY cool with her, and she assured me she was fine with it. There's a place called U-Yee Sushi in Woodbridge and we decide that we are going to meet there. So we get there, order a drink and sit down to eat. As we look at the menu, I asked her if she wanted to order a bunch of different rolls and we can just try different stuff, or if she wanted to order her own and I would get mine. She says, "Just order a bunch of stuff and we will feast!" Then she excuses herself to go to the ladies room.
In the meantime, I order, we get our soups, then our salads and she's still not back. TWENTY minutes goes by and still shes M.I.A.! I start eating my soup and honestly just thought she had bailed and I was going to have to eat all this food by myself. As I reach for my phone to give her a call, she walks back in with a bag from TGI Fridays. I kid you not! She sits down, opens the bag, and takes out a salad and puts it on a plate! She then takes the bag and food container and sticks it in her purse and says to me "They won't mind, right? I mean, you totally ordered enough food for 2 right?" Needless to say this was the first and last time we went out.
This was my response to him:
I swear to god what do these people think? I have a similar story, only it wasn't the misleading of liking a particular food he failed to mention when we first met. It was the wife!!!!!