Question of the Day: What was the most offensive "compliment" someone ever said to you?

I one time went on a date with a guy who seemed surprised when he first saw me and said, "Wow!  You look a lot different than the first time we met.  You look so much older!"  Uh...thanks?  Gee, what a way to woo a girl!  When he realized his faux pas as he saw my look of horror, he went on to make matters worse by saying, "I just meant, you looked so young and hip the first time I saw you."  Hmm...some people should just quit while they're ahead!