Question of the Day: What's a funny term you've heard used for "sex?"

I was driving this morning and almost spit out my Wawa coffee, when I heard a woman on the radio explain to the DJ why she and her boyfriend use the term "making cookies" in lieu of "having sex."  She said that one time she and her boyfriend were home alone and had sex in various places around the house throughout the day.  Afterward, they realized her mom was coming home soon and the house reeked of sex.  They decided to mask the smell by making a batch of chocolate chip cookies!  From then on, whenever they wanted to get gigi wit' it, they got a chuckle out of saying, "Let's go make some cookies!"

"She liked to do the Wild Thing!"